Diddy You may think he’s smart with the absurd amount of baby oil the federal government says he’s stashed, but sex industry experts say he’s stockpiled the wrong stuff…and he’s going about it all the wrong way!
In case you missed it… the 14-page indictment against Diddy alleges that police recovered more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lube, as well as other sexy supplies, in raids on his homes in Miami and Beverly Hills.
This news has not pleased several brothels in the Las Vegas area: they tell us that people should not use baby oil as a lubricant, because it is bad for vaginal health and can deform condoms.
For example, a representative for Chicken Ranch Brothel tells us that they don’t use baby oil as a lubricant because it can affect a woman’s pH and, according to gynecologists, can cause problems like bacterial vaginosis.
Sagebrush Ranch adds this gem of information… baby oil can lead to unwanted pregnancy and STDs. It turns out that the oil can ruin latex condoms and cause breakage.
Meanwhile, over at Love Ranch… they tell us that baby oil is okay to use during sexy times, but definitely not the main event, citing many of the same reasons.
Even if Diddy isn’t using massage oil as lube, pretty much every brothel told us the same thing… 1,000 bottles of lube is a pretty high number.
Even brothels that keep lube on site — like Mustang Ranch and Baby Hacienda Ranch — say they have maybe a few cases of lube on hand, but definitely not 1,000 bottles.
In fact, every brothel has its own preferred lubricant, if it is in stock, and it is said that there are many big brands that offer much better options — in terms of health and comfort — than baby oil.
Another expert joining the chat is Holly Madison — Hugh HefnerHef’s ex-girlfriend and “The Girls Next Door” star — spoke candidly on her “Girls Next Level” podcast about Hef using baby oil as lube, though she said she didn’t want to use it.
She tells us: “Baby oil is absolutely not safe to use as a sexual lubricant as it alters the body’s pH levels and can cause infections.”
In short, baby oil belongs on the outer extremities — and Diddy could probably unload some of that lube on brothels in need.
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Diddy’s camp did not respond to our request for comment.