Travis KelceThe “Grotesquerie” character was once a stripper back in the day, but now he’s getting opportunities to bring Ed Lachlan’s past back to the present… with several men’s magazines telling him TMZ Sports Activities they would love “Huge Peter and His Banana Splitter” for a special look!!
The Kansas City Chiefs celebrity made his debut on Ryan Murphy present the previous week… and in a single scene, his position was revealed as a former dancer at a men’s strip club in Juneau, Alaska, where he was “swinging for beautiful mothers coming off cruise ships.”
I can’t wait to hear @JasonKelce answer after this scene 🤣 pic.twitter.com/iM9d46oitI
– Travis Kelce fan page (@traviskelce_fan) October 3, 2024
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Unfortunately, there were no flashback scenes.
Regardless, several male-focused adult entertainment establishments began salivating after Kelce’s Lachlan delivered the lines… and immediately considered some exclusive opportunities for the three-time Super Bowl champion.
The parents of the well-known Thunder From Down Below are eager to open their doors to Taylor Swift…’s boyfriend saying they would LOVE to have him at their Las Vegas or Nashville residency “to reenact his role in ‘Grotesquerie’.”
“I believe viewers would go crazy if the NFL found the magic of thunder!” co-owner Adam Steck he stated.
The Kings of Hustler strip club in Sin City is also taking advantage of the opportunity to host the athlete – with a common supervisor Brittany Rose saying, “Travis Kelce can swing his banana hammock on our stage.”
“I’m sure all the Vegas Swifties will want to take a look at what Taylor is working on behind the scenes. he received a private gift for her.
“Ladies Evening Out The Present” – a tour of guys – would have no disadvantages in welcoming Banana Splitter to their stage… with their booking agent, John Johnson, saying they “would love to extend an open invitation to Travis Kelce to reprise his role as Ed Lachlan in ‘Grotesquerie’ and warm up the stage with us.”
To be sure, even the iconic Chippendales want Kelce… saying, “Travis has an open invitation to wear our iconic cuffs and collars (and) be part of our guys on stage in Las Vegas.”
“We have had many guest stars and he will be a great addition to the show. Our squad would put him in our Chipps training camp for sure!
We probably can’t see Kelce shake what Dona gave it to him – but hey, let’s dream. In the meantime, waiting for a flashback in a future episode.
Please, Ryan Murphy. Just one.