Diddy One might assume he’s dirty with the absurd amount of baby oil the federal government says he’s stashed, but sex industry experts say he’s stockpiling the wrong substance…and he’s doing it all wrong!
In case you missed it… the 14-page indictment against Diddy alleges that police recovered more than 1,000 bottles of baby oil and lubricant, as well as other sexy supplies, in raids on his homes in Miami and Beverly Hills.
This information doesn’t match up with several Las Vegas-area brothels — they tell us that people shouldn’t use baby oil as a lubricant, “because it’s dangerous to vaginal health and can deform condoms.”
For example, a representative from Hen Ranch Brothel told us that they don’t use baby oil as a lubricant because it can affect a woman’s pH, and gynecologists say it can cause problems like bacterial vaginosis.
Sagebrush Ranch provides this gem of information… baby oil can result in unwanted pregnancy and STDs. It appears that the oil can break down latex condoms and trigger breakages.
Meanwhile, at Love Ranch… they tell us that baby oil is okay to use during the horny season, but definitely not during the main occasion, citing many of the same causes.
Even when Diddy isn’t using therapeutic massage oil as lube, almost every brothel told us the same thing… 1,000 bottles of lube is an absurdly high amount.
Even brothels that keep lube on site — like Mustang Ranch and Child Hacienda Ranch — say they have maybe a few cans of lube on hand, but certainly not 1,000 bottles.
In fact, every brothel has its own preferred lubricant, and if they stock it, they’ll often point out that there are many large manufacturers offering much better options — in terms of health and comfort — than baby oil.
Another piece of knowledge sliding into the chat is Holly Madison — Hugh HefnerHef’s ex-girlfriend and “The Ladies Next Door” star — spoke candidly on her “Ladies Next Stage” podcast about Hef using baby oil as lube, despite her telling him she didn’t want to use it.
She tells us: “Baby oil is not at all safe to use as a sexual lubricant because it disrupts the body’s pH levels and can cause infections.”
In short, baby oil belongs on the outer extremities — and Diddy would probably throw some of that lube into brothels in need.
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Diddy’s camp did not respond to our call for comment.
