Senator. JD Vance is being roasted ‘trigger’ people think he had sex with a couch, and while it may sound funny (‘trigger’)… a sex education professional says all the jokes shame people who actually want to bang furniture.
Here’s the deal… someone at X made a joke suggesting Donald Trump‘s operating partner may need to stuff a latex glove inside out between two couch cushions, as described in a to fake description of his NYT bestselling memoir, ‘Hillbilly Elegy’.
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Like we said, nothing like that is actually in his guide, but the post went viral anyway, and JD has been ridiculed ever since. The thing is… while most of us might be laughing, the mockery is definitely dangerous for a community of seniors who are legitimately turned on by sexual intercourse with objects… and that’s according to the famous doctor, Laura Berman.
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Dr. Berman is a relationship and sex therapist featured on Oprah Winfrey Community and “The Dr. Oz Present,” among other packages, and she or he tells TMZ… some people really do well with furniture and/or household items, and they shouldn’t feel embarrassed.
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The sex doctor says she has had several sexually interested buyers of furniture in her experience in the field, and some have even fallen in love with a familiar object, which she explains is called “objectophilia.”
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She tells us that people posting all sorts of jokes based largely on the false rumor about Vance should probably think twice… “chances are good that they have their own quirks that others would find odd.
Translation: People on glass sofas (or something like that) shouldn’t throw stones!
Conclusion… Dr. Berman says political smearing is one thing, but she objects to demonizing anyone who takes pleasure in making sweet, sweet love on the couch.
Sure, it’s a perversion, but as she points out… a nice perversion. 🤷🏽♂️